Post by Bibi-chan on Nov 3, 2009 16:57:30 GMT -5
Okay. I promised. And when I promise, I deliver the goods. So without further interruption, here is Episode 1 of everyone's favorite show: Jared vs. Natu!
Jared vs. Natu
Episode 1: To Spar with a Spearow
Jared woke up on this morning like he did on any other morning: bright-eyed and ready to face the day. He dressed in his usual outfit, which was a royal purple robe with silver swirls. He went downstairs, hoping to find breakfast on the table like he normally did on these kinds of mornings. But breakfast was not there, and instead he found his wife Sara panicking in the living room. Concerned for Sara’s feelings, Jared went to see what the matter was.
“My Natu is missing…,” Sara rasped in between sobs.
Jared tried really hard not to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this. He had such a disdain for the little Psychic/Flying type that stemmed from his teenage years, and his very first love. Despite his hated for his wife’s Natu however, he went to console her.
“Why don’t I go find your Natu for you? Will that make you feel better?” Although he said this in a loving and kind way, Jared regretted ever uttering such words. He wished deep in his heart that the beast would become a nice meal for a stray Meowth or Persian.
Sara’s eyes, though tear-filled, glistened with a light of joy and hope. She knew that if anyone could find her Natu, it would be Jared. He was such a loving husband, and he would do anything for her. He would even risk his life for her if she asked… not that she would.
“If you find my Natu, I’ll give you a nice reward,” she smiled, but then her smile quickly turned into a stern look. “However, I know how much you hate my Natu. If he comes back with one feather out of place, nothing in this house will save you from my wrath.”
Jared gulped. As the Ghost-type Gym Leader of the Shokiko region, there was very little that he was afraid of. He could count on one hand the things he was afraid of. One of those things is his wife, the Psychic Elite 4 of the Shokiko region. On that thought, Jared left the house.
As he walked, he thought of the many things that he could do to the poor little Natu. He also thought of the many lies he could tell to back up the evidence. He shook his head at the thought of plucking the bird and making it a nice meal for a stray feline. One last thought crossed his mind.
How hard could it be to find a runaway Natu… and how easy could it be for my wife to destroy me should her Natu come home dead?
As Jared walked, he looked. He searched high and low for the Natu. After what seemed like an eternity of searching, he finally found the wretched bird among a flock of Spearow. Jared stealthily moved near the birds, being careful not to be noticed by the Spearow for fear of what they could do to him. Next to Natu, Jared despised Spearow.
When he was finally upon the flock, Jared made a dive at the Natu. However, the Natu was far wiser than what Jared gave him credit for. The little bird hopped away, leaving Jared to contend with the Spearow. The Spearow, not happy that they were disturbed, proceeded to jab their victim with their spear-like beaks.
While the Spearow were busy punishing Jared, he was making a frantic grab for any Pokeball that he had on hand. When he finally had a firm grip on one, he let it fly, and continued trying to fend the Spearow off to no avail. The Spearow intensified the punishment because Jared dared to make a movement.
While the Pokeball flew, it opened up to reveal a large shadowy mass. This mass was purple in color and rotund in shape. It had large horns on its head and spikes on its back. Two more noticeable characteristics on this creature were its red eyes and it’s very sly grin, signaling that it was ready to get into mischief.
Upon discovery of this strange creature, the honorable Professor Samuel Oak of Kanto appropriately called it Gengar. Also on this discovery, he classified its types as Ghost and Poison. This typing was the same as the two others in its evolutionary set, Gastly and Haunter.
Gengar stretched its stubby little arms, because sleeping in a Pokeball can’t be comfortable. Upon noticing that his master was in great distress and in need of assistance, the cogs in this Pokemon’s head started turning. One could imagine how it would look if one were to do a cross-section.
Spearow + Gengar = Fun Time. Fright + Flee + Master being saved = New Video Games and Free Pass to Eat in Bedroom.
I could have so much fun with these scrawny pests…
So the Gengar walked over to the angry Spearow flock. However, they were so engrossed in making a human suffer dearly that they weren’t even paying attention to the other threat in their vicinity. This made no difference to the Gengar, because in his mind the best victims are the ones that are unaware of your presence. The Gengar then proceeded to repetitively poke the head Spearow, the alpha male, in the back of the head until the Spearow finally turned around to see what was poking it.
When the alpha male turned his head, the others turned to look, too. When they looked in the Gengar’s direction, the Gengar broke out with a scare tactic that would make his idol, Spike Boo, weep with joy. He not only stuck out his tongue in traditional Spike Boo fashion, but he made his eyes glow red and his shadow towered behind him. This appearance made him seem more threatening than what he actually was, and frightened the Spearow into fleeing as fast as they could.
The Gengar laughed his traditional Spike Boo laugh. He knew that even though he was a Ghost-type, he still had the style to scare even the meanest of Pokemon. This Spike Boo wannabe then helped Jared to his feet.
Jared dusted himself off and smiled. He wasn’t aware of what Pokemon he had sent out when he flung the Pokeball, but he knew that whatever Pokemon that was sent out could get the job done. He rubbed his Gengar’s head affectionately.
“You’re just a regular Spike Boo, aren’t you? Are you ready to head off to the store and defeat Mario as a reward?”
The Gengar was ecstatic. The new Spike Boo game had just come out yesterday, and when Gengar had begged Jared had firmly replied with a no. What made him change his mind now? Putting that thought out of his head, Gengar put his legs to good use and made a mad dash for the game store. Jared followed closely behind.
Who cares that I haven’t caught the Natu just yet? There’s no reason to panic, because I’ve got all day! There’s a lot that can happen in a day…
~
COMMENT OR NO UPDATE. These parts are going to be anywhere from two to three pages long, because I'm also trying to get them on SPPf.
Jared vs. Natu
Episode 1: To Spar with a Spearow
Jared woke up on this morning like he did on any other morning: bright-eyed and ready to face the day. He dressed in his usual outfit, which was a royal purple robe with silver swirls. He went downstairs, hoping to find breakfast on the table like he normally did on these kinds of mornings. But breakfast was not there, and instead he found his wife Sara panicking in the living room. Concerned for Sara’s feelings, Jared went to see what the matter was.
“My Natu is missing…,” Sara rasped in between sobs.
Jared tried really hard not to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this. He had such a disdain for the little Psychic/Flying type that stemmed from his teenage years, and his very first love. Despite his hated for his wife’s Natu however, he went to console her.
“Why don’t I go find your Natu for you? Will that make you feel better?” Although he said this in a loving and kind way, Jared regretted ever uttering such words. He wished deep in his heart that the beast would become a nice meal for a stray Meowth or Persian.
Sara’s eyes, though tear-filled, glistened with a light of joy and hope. She knew that if anyone could find her Natu, it would be Jared. He was such a loving husband, and he would do anything for her. He would even risk his life for her if she asked… not that she would.
“If you find my Natu, I’ll give you a nice reward,” she smiled, but then her smile quickly turned into a stern look. “However, I know how much you hate my Natu. If he comes back with one feather out of place, nothing in this house will save you from my wrath.”
Jared gulped. As the Ghost-type Gym Leader of the Shokiko region, there was very little that he was afraid of. He could count on one hand the things he was afraid of. One of those things is his wife, the Psychic Elite 4 of the Shokiko region. On that thought, Jared left the house.
As he walked, he thought of the many things that he could do to the poor little Natu. He also thought of the many lies he could tell to back up the evidence. He shook his head at the thought of plucking the bird and making it a nice meal for a stray feline. One last thought crossed his mind.
How hard could it be to find a runaway Natu… and how easy could it be for my wife to destroy me should her Natu come home dead?
As Jared walked, he looked. He searched high and low for the Natu. After what seemed like an eternity of searching, he finally found the wretched bird among a flock of Spearow. Jared stealthily moved near the birds, being careful not to be noticed by the Spearow for fear of what they could do to him. Next to Natu, Jared despised Spearow.
When he was finally upon the flock, Jared made a dive at the Natu. However, the Natu was far wiser than what Jared gave him credit for. The little bird hopped away, leaving Jared to contend with the Spearow. The Spearow, not happy that they were disturbed, proceeded to jab their victim with their spear-like beaks.
While the Spearow were busy punishing Jared, he was making a frantic grab for any Pokeball that he had on hand. When he finally had a firm grip on one, he let it fly, and continued trying to fend the Spearow off to no avail. The Spearow intensified the punishment because Jared dared to make a movement.
While the Pokeball flew, it opened up to reveal a large shadowy mass. This mass was purple in color and rotund in shape. It had large horns on its head and spikes on its back. Two more noticeable characteristics on this creature were its red eyes and it’s very sly grin, signaling that it was ready to get into mischief.
Upon discovery of this strange creature, the honorable Professor Samuel Oak of Kanto appropriately called it Gengar. Also on this discovery, he classified its types as Ghost and Poison. This typing was the same as the two others in its evolutionary set, Gastly and Haunter.
Gengar stretched its stubby little arms, because sleeping in a Pokeball can’t be comfortable. Upon noticing that his master was in great distress and in need of assistance, the cogs in this Pokemon’s head started turning. One could imagine how it would look if one were to do a cross-section.
Spearow + Gengar = Fun Time. Fright + Flee + Master being saved = New Video Games and Free Pass to Eat in Bedroom.
I could have so much fun with these scrawny pests…
So the Gengar walked over to the angry Spearow flock. However, they were so engrossed in making a human suffer dearly that they weren’t even paying attention to the other threat in their vicinity. This made no difference to the Gengar, because in his mind the best victims are the ones that are unaware of your presence. The Gengar then proceeded to repetitively poke the head Spearow, the alpha male, in the back of the head until the Spearow finally turned around to see what was poking it.
When the alpha male turned his head, the others turned to look, too. When they looked in the Gengar’s direction, the Gengar broke out with a scare tactic that would make his idol, Spike Boo, weep with joy. He not only stuck out his tongue in traditional Spike Boo fashion, but he made his eyes glow red and his shadow towered behind him. This appearance made him seem more threatening than what he actually was, and frightened the Spearow into fleeing as fast as they could.
The Gengar laughed his traditional Spike Boo laugh. He knew that even though he was a Ghost-type, he still had the style to scare even the meanest of Pokemon. This Spike Boo wannabe then helped Jared to his feet.
Jared dusted himself off and smiled. He wasn’t aware of what Pokemon he had sent out when he flung the Pokeball, but he knew that whatever Pokemon that was sent out could get the job done. He rubbed his Gengar’s head affectionately.
“You’re just a regular Spike Boo, aren’t you? Are you ready to head off to the store and defeat Mario as a reward?”
The Gengar was ecstatic. The new Spike Boo game had just come out yesterday, and when Gengar had begged Jared had firmly replied with a no. What made him change his mind now? Putting that thought out of his head, Gengar put his legs to good use and made a mad dash for the game store. Jared followed closely behind.
Who cares that I haven’t caught the Natu just yet? There’s no reason to panic, because I’ve got all day! There’s a lot that can happen in a day…
~
COMMENT OR NO UPDATE. These parts are going to be anywhere from two to three pages long, because I'm also trying to get them on SPPf.
