Celebi's song for the cafe what-if:
"Gosh it's such a hoot to see them quaking
When I'm queen they'll treat me with respect
I can't wait to watch their poor hearts breaking
So much for politically correct...
Up 'til now, I've pulled my punches
I intend to eat their lunches
No more Mr. Nice Guy, not for me
If you think that I'm hard-hearted
Well honey pie, I haven't even started
No more Mr. Nice Guy, no siree
Soon as my witchcraft has zinged 'em
I'll gain control of the kingdom
As for my man, well that's tragic
Cause I'm goin' back to that old black magic
Good behavior, it's so much duller
Time to show my one true color
Baby, Mr. Nice Guy's history!
Yeah!
Vengeance is what I believe in
I don't get mad, I get even
My man can't get to the ball cause I won't bring him
So I'll zap up a date who's a real dead ringer
Up to no good, I love plottin'
Cause I'm so good, when I'm rotten!
No more Mr. Nice Guy, wait and see
I'll become that nasty
Naughty
Petty, spiteful
Wicked
Wayward
Way delightful
Bad girl I was born to be!"
"
One more time!"
"Lyin'
Loathesome
Never tender
Indiscrete repeat offender
No more Mr. Nice Guy, that's not me!"
(( Based off of
this song.))