Inner Workings (Of Celebi's Mind)

[Bibi-chan]

This is a journal entry of epic proportions. I spent all of last night on this, and it's hilarious.

Inner Workings of Celebi's Mind

Celebi of Digital Destiny is laying in her bed, trying to fall asleep...

~Meanwhile, in the Hall of McG's~

*The Chibis of characters that Celebi has had encounters with are in a meeting. The Organization is among them.*

Xehanort: Alright. We need to come up with an Organization name for Alex.
Alex: *sitting off to himself, twiddling his thumbs*
Dilan: I thought we were done with the Organization.
Xehanort: No. As long as there are Nobodies, there will always be an Organization.
Penni: How about Elxax?
Xehanort: No.
Xiras: We could always call him Xelax...
Xehanort: Getting closer...
*At that moment, Braig slams his hand on the table, and stands to address the group*
Braig: Let's call him Exlax!
Xehanort: ...
Dilan: ...
Aeleus: ...
Xehanort: Ias, permission given to maul Braig.
Ias: *pounces on Braig and mauls him while Xehanort is yelling*
Xehanort: We are not calling him a laxative, Braig!
Alex: ?
Xiras: It's nothing, Alex...

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Comment on my complete randomosity. Yes, it's in RP form because I couldn't think of any better way to put it.

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That IS something Braig would suggest!

[Bibi-chan]

OKAY! TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF RANDOMNESS.

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Celebi has just stepped out of the bathtub

~Meanwhile, in the hall of McG's...~

*Chibi Alucard is sitting with Chibi Richter and Chibi Soma*

Alucard: ...
Richter: So let me get this straight. You get to live, while I have to die.
Alucard: That is the way it works. You are mortal, after all.
Richter: ...
Alucard: ?
Richter: I hate you.
Soma: Don't feel too bad. I died, too.
Richter: And who are you?
Soma: Soma Cruz, Dracula Reincarnate.
Richter: *stands up, grabbing the Vampire Killer*
Alucard: Sit down, Richter.
Richter: *sits down, sulking*
*Chibi Simon walks up*
Simon: What is going on here?
Richter: Wouldn't you like to know...
Simon: Don't take that tone with me.
Richter: *looks at Simon and points to Alucard* He gets to live while I have to die.
Simon: What, you weren't immortalized in nine games and a movie?
Richter: No. I got three games and a lousy cameo.
Simon: *laughs* You suck. I'm the most popular Belmont in history!
Richter: *stands up* Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the most POWERFUL Belmont in history!
*Simon and Richter start fighting*
Soma: *looks at Alucard* Do you want to stop them?
Alucard: *grabs Richter and Simon by the collars of their outfits* Listen. I'M the most popular character in history. I may not have been in the most games, or the most powerful, but I'm still the most popular. I have legions of fangirls after me. What can you two say to that? Now sit down.
Simon: *stunned* *sits down* ...
Richter: *stunned* *sits down* ...
Soma: Good job.
Alucard: Well, it's true.

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Yes it is, Alu. Yes it is.