You Know You're Obsessed With A Game When...

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That's right, it's one of these things! But instead of focusing on one game, this can be for ANY GAME. You have to post what game it is before the list, though.

[Vaati of Darkness]

You know you're obsessed with Chrono Trigger when :

1: You think if you stay in your basement for a period of time and chant evil speels, you can get red eyes, pale skin and pointy ears.
2: You question whether girls are REALLY girls.
3: You think running around someone three times will give you magic powers.
4: You think porcupines have the power to destroy the world.
5: You dye your sister's hair purple.
6: You dye your cat's fur purple.
7: You think frogs are noble swordsmen.
8: You think Robots are your best friend.
9: You think if your best friend dyes, you can get an egg and a doll of that friend and climb an icy mountain to bring them back.

Chrono Cross
1: You think you can access special dimensions that happen if you don't do stuff. Like, "what if I DIDN'T eat that Oreo last night?"
2: You go around and talk to total strangers and expect them to join your team instantly.
3: You think an evil laguar wants to swap bodies with you.
4: You think a porcupine will merge with the purple-hair dye sister.
5: ...and remove said hair-dye.
6: You think your computer has the ability to control fate itself.
7: You think you can befriend a talking dog, a baby dragon, a prehistoric girl, an Australian pirate, a rock star, a clown, a rabbit girl, etc.

Sin and Punishment:
A: You scream "ARGH! RUFFIANS!" when you see a flock of birds in the sky.
B: You say "Good MORNING, (insert name here)" to someone in the morning.
C: You think the 13-year old Japanese exchange student at your school is secretly plotting to use you as a weapon to destroy enemies in a faraway galaxy.
D: You think aliens attacked Japan in 2007.
E: You think cutting open your lover's heart and entering it is a sign of love.
F: You think you can run into explosions and fire and survive without any wounds whatsoever.
G: You think police guns have laser blades on them.
H: You yell GET BONUS whenever you acheieve something in your life.

Final Fantasy (various)
1: You threaten to knock everyone DOWN.
2: You think you'll learn magic spells from killing wild animals.
3: You think if you get short, burned, impaled, or whatever, all that happens is you flinch and a bunch of numbers show up.
4: You think that feathers can revive the dead.
5: You suggest using Mega Elixirs to cure swine flu, cancer, heart disease, etc.
6: You attempt to take turns in a fight.
7: You give your white cat a pom-pom and bat wings.
8: You think painting your face black and wearing yellow contact lenses gives you magic powers.
9: ...And white robes with hoods give you healing powers...
10: ...And red hats with feathers give you both!
11: You wonder why your high school doesn't train you to fight witches and summon beings. (FF8)
12: You try combining coloured marbles to give you new abilities. (FF7)
13: You try to play polo underwater and expect not to drown. (FF10)
14: You throw a hissy fit over a little sand on your boots. (FF6)
15: You cut your hair with your boyfriend's knife. (FF9)
14: You think you can save your game before you do important things so you can reload later if something bad happens. (pretty much...every game in existance actually, except AC!)

[Bibi-chan]

You know you're obsessed with Castlevania when... (various)

1. You think your father is trying to rule the world, so you buy swords and shields, along with other various items, to stop him. (SotN)
2. You think female statues are maidens to be saved so they can lend their awesome magic powers to help you slay Dracula. (III: Dracula's Curse)
3: You think whips and leather skirts are a fashion statement. (pretty much any game pre Drac X)
4. You go around with robes and a scythe saying you work for Drac. (any and every CV game known to man.)
5. You go into a fancy yard humming Simon's Theme from Super Castlevania 4.
6. You go into said fancy yard wearing a leather outfit and weilding a whip. (I SO WISH I COULD DO THAT)
7. Your favorite line is "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!" (SotN)
8. You think being dark and broody is better than being emo.
9. If you are male, pale as a vampire, have white hair and wear a blue and white coat, your automatic thought is "When is the next cult going to come to make me the dark lord?" (Sorrow series)
10. Your loved one gets burned alive for being a witch. (pre CV series)
11: Your loved one gets burned alive for being a witch and you declare war on humanity. (pre CV series)
12: You think that if lightning strikes you, you'll absorb that ability and make it your own. (DoS)
13: You go around calling your teacher 'Master'. (CotM)

[Vaati of Darkness]

Soul Calibur

1: You develop obsessions with a girl named Amy.
2: You think 13 year old girls can use a rapier to fight giant axe-weilding monsters of evil.
3: If you watch someone falling off a ledge/building/whatever in a film or something, you instictively say "Ring Out!"
4: You do not question why a dagger can block a hit from a giant broadsword.
5: Similarily, you do not question how someone can carry said broadsword.
6: You say "Just Kidding!" repeatedly in regular conversation.
7: You think ninjas really wore spandex in the 16th century.
8: You also think you can stab someone and all they'll do is say "Argh" and flinch, taking some damage, rather than bleed and possibly die.
9: You think Lizardmen seriously existed in the 16th century.
10: You actually know what tier each character belongs in.
11: You cosplay as a character...identically, even weapons.